So, I’ve decided to go to Scotland in September for an M.Litt. in Mediæval English. Check out the taxonomic breakdown of the reasons for going, ordered in the guise of a phrase structure tree diagram:
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I know, only a linguistics geek would think of putting things this way. Believe me, had I so wished, I could also have put out an Optimality Theory tableau.